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A prostitute goes to a school for a job Principal: Can you teach zoology/biology/geology or physiology? Prostitute: No. Only DALOGY & NIKALOGY

Beauty is 2 see & 2 touch, Flowers are 2 smell & 2 pluck, Nipples are 2 play & 2 suck, Women are 2 love & 2 f*ck, All these are free but depends on Luck

On a wedding nght a nervous Husband tells his Wife 'i am just 5 Ft 6 inches! & your..?' Wife: 'Forget the 5ft.Lets Concentrate on the 6 inches!'

what is the similarity b/w a lady & a chewing gum?

A:Both are swt & tight in the beginning but become

tasteless & shapeless later.



While a mech engineer was on tour,

his wife delivers a baby and sms's him

SPARE PART ARRIVED

The man replies bck

GREAT! IS IT A NUT OR A BOLT?



S*x Poetry:

Its not the length, its not the size

its not how many times you can make it rise.

Its not how well it fits, but how late it spits!!



What is the lightest thing on

this planet earth?

The Pen*s cause your imagination is

sufficient to lift it up!







Q: Why do women have arms?

A: Have you any idea how long it

would take to LICK a bathroom clean?

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